An elderly couple, Roy and Bessie, recently moved to Texas.
Roy has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing
some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home. Walking
proudly into the house, he says to his wife, "Notice anything different
about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Roy storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and
walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different now?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Roy, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging
down again tomorrow."
Furious, Roy yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN,
BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW
BOOTS!!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Roy. Shoulda bought a hat."