A guy and a girl are long. He tries to persuade a girl to marry him:
- Are not you ever wanted a wedding? White elegant dress? Fatou?
- No.
- A pile of presents? Honeymoon?
- No!
- Honeymoon on some exotic island?
- No!
- A large wedding cake?
- Damn it, because you know what kind of bait to catch fish! Do an offer!

There were two ladies and start talking about this and that.
One says:
- Do not believe me, well, I'm going home after fitness. And suddenly maniac pops around the corner ...
- What horror - meets second.
- Yes, yes, that's he exactly said.

It is not necessary to grow up quickly, she realized it only when 32 became a grandmother.

If a house cleaning begins with rubbing a computer keyboard, then this is usually the end.

Women will never get old. This male vision deteriorates.

Cote, who lives in a meat factory, constantly afraid of being castrated.
Because the well can not be all that good.

If the wife has left you to your neighbor, do not despair: you are now - a neighbor.

Post Windows: «There is a search problems on your computer ..."
After 5 min.:
"The problems on your computer are not found."
"Download prerequisites problems from the Internet ?"

There may be a problem with literal translations.

quote:

Originally posted by Wink:
There may be a problem with literal translations.

Well, what namely? I'll translate. Or all of it?

And keep in mind - this is not one story, but several

Vashper, thank you for trying. I admit that working in another culture is trying at best.Humor however seems to be non-continental (at least not soviet).Thanks for your efforts though Amigo.It takes cajones to keep on trying.