An elderly biker takes his 70yo girlfriend to the doctors, 'cos she's been acting a bit strange.
Well the sorebones says she's either got Aids or Altzimers.
What does that mean then says the biker, and is there any cure.
The Doc says, well all you can do is to take her out into the woods and leave her.
What good will that do says the biker rather puzzled.
Well if she finds her way back make sure you don't F%$K her.

OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THAT IS SOOOOOO BAAADDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!