> A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a
> quarter.
>
>
> Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad
> realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts pan icking,
> shouting for help.
>
> A well dressed, attractive, but serious-looking woman in a blue business
> suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market, reading her newspaper and
> sipping a cup of coffee.
> At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down
> on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the
> counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the
> market.
> Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles
> and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly.
> After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the
> quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
> Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks
> back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
> As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects,
> the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
> "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
> Are you a doctor?"
>
> "No," the woman replies,"I work for Internal Revenue Service."
>