A woman came late one night and when she opened the bedroom
she saw four legs sticking out from under the covers of the bed. She
grabbed a cricket bat and started hitting them as hard as she could,
leaving the two people screaming for help, broken ankles and all. She
then went to the kitchen to get an axe. As she turned on the light she
saw her husband sitting at the table listening to the music on his
headphones. "Hi, darling," he said. " Your parents came to visit so i
let them stay in our room."

She keeps an axe in her kitchen?? Dang!! Maybe I ought bring mine in from the barn. Kids might start behaving.

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Originally posted by NavyVet:
She keeps an axe in her kitchen?? Dang!! Maybe I ought bring mine in from the barn. Kids might start behaving.

You can find all sorts of stuff in an African kitchen ?