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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.

She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at

her. She

immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved

again.. The man seemed

more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she

complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.



The case came up in court.



The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)

what he had to say for himself.



The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this: when

the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her

condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The

Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,

'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to

smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,

'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time

and sat under a sign that said,

'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'

... I just lost it.'



'CASE DISMISSED!!'



Now keep that smile on your face and pass it

on to someone else!!____
 
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I see what you did there. Nice joke!
 
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This in alignment with the posting of "Missing members" I recall Vaschber (our member in the soviet block) {now unheard of for a few years} Por Que?. I posted an article ad from National Lampoon from the mid 70s showing soviets rubbers being recycled from heavy tread truck tires called "Nyet skid condoms" Da sure you bet.


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This in alignment with the posting of "Missing members" I recall Vaschber (our member in the soviet block) {now unheard of for a few years} Por Que?. I posted an article ad from National Lampoon from the mid 70s showing soviets rubbers being recycled from heavy tread truck tires called "Nyet skid condoms" Da sure you bet.

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