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The Carpenter and the Whorehouse

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22 July 2005, 18:25
British
The Carpenter and the Whorehouse
A carpenter goes to put in a new room at the whorehouse, basically erecting a wall and creating another bedroom for the pro's to work in..

So he gets it all done and goes up to the front counter and tells the lady it's $1500 for services rendered..

She takes him by the hand and takes him into the new bedroom he has built and lays on the floor and takes all her clothes off..

"here, I cant afford to pay you so you can fuck me for the money !"

He lays down next to her, inserts one finger in her ass and one in her pussy and says

"Lady, Ill repeat it one more time... $1500 or out comes the partition..."
Eeker


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22 July 2005, 23:52
cobra
quote:
Originally posted by British:
A carpenter goes to put in a new room at the whorehouse, basically erecting a wall and creating another bedroom for the pro's to work in..

So he gets it all done and goes up to the front counter and tells the lady it's $1500 for services rendered..

She takes him by the hand and takes him into the new bedroom he has built and lays on the floor and takes all her clothes off..

"here, I cant afford to pay you so you can fuck me for the money !"

He lays down next to her, inserts one finger in her ass and one in her pussy and says

"Lady, Ill repeat it one more time... $1500 or out comes the partition..."
Eeker


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