Government Workers - Performance Evaluations



Government Workers

Here are some statements taken from actual U.S. Government employee
performance evaluations.

* Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and
started to dig.
* I would not allow this employee to breed.
* Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in
a trap.
* This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
* He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them.
* This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
* This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
* Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
* He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.
* He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves a room.
* When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
* A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
* Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled