Older Women

I'll confess,
I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night.

She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all,
and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers,
and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that? I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea,
and I wondered what her daughter might look like,
I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink,
?tonight?s your lucky night?.

We went back to her place.
We walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mom, you still awake?'

Thanks..

Beauty is a light switch away! No problem!