MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS


1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.


3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.



4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.



5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.


7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.


8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.


9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.


10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.


11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.


12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.


13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.


14 . God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.


15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

number 12 >>>>>>>

The way I learned #12 was "Give a man a fish and he has his dinner... teach a man to fish, and he will be LATE to dinner."

#15- I've had jury duty 5 times + know way too many that have never been called.I have found a way to be eliminated but I will not post it here.

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The way I learned #12 was "Give a man a fish and he has his dinner... teach a man to fish, and he will be LATE to dinner."

More than once, my wife threaten to put a mail box for me at the 515 boat ramp at Lake Fork.

Been old enough and willing since 1958 but never called. Go figure.

Funny!

The good windsheild wiper is on the passenger side.