قنبلة الموسم * Confession of a happy man: *

* - * The corona virus is the best thing that has ever happened in my life!
⁃ My wife doesn't want to travel anymore! ✈️
⁃ She no longer buys anything because everything comes from China!
⁃ She no longer goes to the mall to avoid the crowd!

Spends all her time in a mask with her mouth shut!

This is a blessing!

We will check back later to see if the gashes are healing properly and how many stitches were needed.

Very clever!

My wife has gone on a spending spree. We now have a hoarder's stock of f'ing near everything man could ever want!

Zeke

yep, mass panic mixed with herd mentality= chaos. The stores around here are crowded + they have limited purchase of water + T.P. 2 pkgs. ea. per customer. I know the Dow has tanked but this might be a good time to buy stock in Jim Beam, etc. Bad times ALWAYS increase alcohol sales. Besides, no bug can get you through all that "medicine", right?

Guy told me a story yesterday. He went to a local supermarket to buy a few things. Three cashiers open, long line at two, nobody at the third. Turned out that the cashier appeared to be Chinese. Says it was an in and out trip for him.

Grizz

AH-SO! Recently read a story about Judge Roy Bean (Law West of the Pecos) in which he acquitted a man that was accused of killing a chinaman as there was no law that said you couldn't kill a chinaman.