Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and
decided to settle the whole dispute with one dogfight.

They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and
whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female Dogs in the
world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the
biggest strongest puppy from the litter and removed his siblings, which gave
him all the milk.

After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever
seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 inches thick and nobody could
get near it.

When the day came for the dogfight, Bush showed up with a strange looking
animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund.

Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that his dog could
possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.

When the cages were opened up the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and
slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.

Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American
Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its
mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite!

There was nothing left of his dog at all. Osama came up to Bush, shaking his
head in disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened.

We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and
Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian
wolves."

"That's nothing," said Bush.

"We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that
alligator look like a weenie dog."

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