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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.'

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,
then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?'

The boy takes the quarters and leaves

'What did I tell you?' said the barber. ' T hat kid never learns!'

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming
out of the ice cream store. 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'

The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!'
 
Posts: 1582 | Location: Arizona and Nevada since 1979. | Registered: 19 December 2005Reply With Quote
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Big Grin Yep! Dumb as a stump...


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Loved it! Thanks for posting!


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Thanks Les;sounds like my oldest son (the cause of all the grey hairs).BTW,the moulds got to the customer along with a note of application + load data + my # if any questions.


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Thanks Randy.
 
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Thank you Les,the loan back made another brethren extremely happy with the culmination of that cast bullet being the demise of a 350 lb. hog.Dropped the boar in his tracks.Be well,Randy


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