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A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man.The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.

"So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.

"I am a biblical scholar," he replied.

"A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"

"I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asked the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé.

The conversation proceeded like this...and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?"

The father answered, "He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I'm God."
 
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dancing rotflmo Another Good One!!
 
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Now that, is funny!
Peter.


Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong;
 
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WinkYep!


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Daddy turned down Bill Gates. Smiler

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Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln

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He probably had a good reason in his own opinion;that was his little princess after all. Money's not everything.Not for Daddy anyway.


Never mistake motion for action.
 
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that is funny


If you own a gun and you are not a member of the NRA and other pro 2nd amendment organizations then YOU are part of the problem.
 
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