Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with 2 hearts and a diamond. After a few years you start looking for a club and a spade.

That's so true I almost forgot to laugh... but I did.
Thanks,
Zeke

Zeke
Your welcome. I tell everyone I was married by the justice of the peace, and I have not had either one. Ha Ha.
Senator

41 years for me.

Use enough gun,
I've been shuffling the deck of cards with the same woman for 38 years. It's not all bad... but that's my opinion. Don't ask for her's right now. LOL
Zeke

Zeke:
When my woman and I got married after our honeymoon and we got home I had her fetching my slippers. I told her if you think I am going to wash these dishes on this cold floor without my slippers your crazy.
Senator

48 years on 8/19. I run everything around my house. Dishwasher, vacuum cleaner, clothes washer......

I had my wife of 30 years on her knees the other night............. She had to get down on her knees to find me hiding under the bed!

That woman scares the hell out of me!

My wife got home from one of the kid's houses the other evening and asked what that noise was. I informed her that it was the dishwasher... obviously a sound which she's never heard before.... and there was another device, called a vacuum, that evidently I'm the only one who knows how to operate it.

I'm just fine with taking care of the old gal since she's pretty good at letting this old boy go hunting. I leave in 2 weeks and will get home some time in October. I've got 2 sheep hunts lined up!

She'd better use paper plates in my absence!!!

Zeke

DocED
Boy do I know that. Another thing about women as soon as they say I do, they don't!!!
Senator

Zeke:
Good luck on the sheep hunts. Where are you going???? Please let know when you get back, and how the hunt went!!!
Respectfully
Senator
PS- Married 11 years to this one. She has found out what it takes to be married to a hunting and fishing guide.

Zeke: Everything's good for me too. I was properly trained long ago. . . . . . Good luck on the hunts!

Senator,
I've got a Wyoming bighorn tag in my pocket and my son (37) has a Utah desert sheep tag in his!

I leave in 10 days and I'll be gone all of September and possibly some of October so I hope the dishes and laundry don't pile up too high.

I'll be able to get all my tasks done in a couple days upon my return so all is well.

Yes, Use Enough Gun, I too have been properly trained by a very good master but she know when to allow me off-leash. Life's good!

Zeke

A good friend has a new stove, now out of warranty, never been used.

Zeke:
Good luck to you and your son. Stay safe and lets us know how the hunts went.
Senator