A Idaho rancher and his wife were
Arguing while touring Paris. They
Were hardly speaking to each other
After being seated in a fancy French
restaurant for dinner. When the
waiter arrived, the rancher said,
"I'll have a BIG THICK PORTERHOUSE
STEAK COOKED RARE." The waiter replied,
"But Monsieur, what about Ze Mad Cow? "

He said, "She'll have a Salad."

He should remember Mad Cow is deadly!