A guy strikes up a conversation with an attractive woman in a bar. Things go along well enough but they get to a point where the woman makes it clear that she will not sleep with him.

As she explains: " I'm keeping myself pure for the man I will truly love".

The guy says: " That must be difficult, as a young and attractive woman to deprive yourself of a sex life".

The woman says: " Not really, because I truly believe that will be best in the long run. I do have to admit that it pisses off my husband".