*Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
> evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried
> to
> avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed. *
>
> *Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
> owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to
> lobbyists. *
>
> *About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes
> in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one
> hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily,
> smeared with lipstick. *
>
> *"What happened to you," asked Hillary? *
>
> *"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave
> me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate
> whoopie
> to me!" *
>
> *"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. *
>
> *The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary
> Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so
> fast
> I couldn't stop it*

GWB

if only...