THIS SIGN IS APPARENTLY POSTED AT A LOCAL GOLF CLUB IN THE NORTHERN CALIFORNIA AREA….

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet, shoulder width apart.

2. Form a loose grip.

3. Keep your head down.

4. Avoid a quick back swing.

5. Stay out of the water.

6. Try not to hit anyone.

7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.

8. Don't stand directly in front of others.

9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.

10. Don't take extra strokes.

Well done!

Now, flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off!