Australian Telephone Operator: "G'day mate .... Helpline here ....What's the problem?"

Customer: "I'm in the Outback with the girlfriend and she's been stung on her thigh by a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up.

Australian Telephone Operator: "Bummer!"

Customer: "Great advice! Thanks mate, bye.”

Good Help!!

Well if buggery is good enough for the Royal Navy,then there you have it. Does remind me of another Ausy tragedy in the making.Guy wants gal to wrestle like always,she says,I can't,it's that time of the month.This goes on + on + on until she she tells him look mate,I'm bleeding! To which he replies,"Of course you're bleeding;somebody cut your bloody cock off!"

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