A seven-year-old boy asked his Mom, "How was I born, Mommy?"
Mom smiled and said, "Once upon a time your Daddy and I had a wonderful time and we

planted a little seed. Daddy buried it, and I took very good care of it every single day. After

a while, the seed began to grow beautifully and it turned into a healthy leafy plant.


So, we dried it, smoked it, got high, and forgot to use a condom."

Funny.

Dave

Good One!!

Reminds me of the little girl that asks her mother, did you want a boy or a girl? The mom says, no all I wanted was a back rub.