Sunday my stepfather and I went up to scout our favorite spot since the snow is melted now. Walking around we pass a couple of trees that blew down this year, and he says to me,"if a tree falls and nobody is there to hear it..."

I said, the real question is, if a man talks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him is he still wrong?

The best part is I told one of the ladies I work with about this yesterday, you know what she said?

"well, God is there and hears everything, and she knows he's (the man) wrong." I had just taken a drink and almost lost it through my nose.

:-)