Germany, France, and America have a race to see who can collect the most ping pong balls in 3 weeks.

The first week, the French man comes back with 750,000 ping pong balls, the judges look at each other, none think the other two will have near this many.

The German comes back, he has a cool million ping pong balls, the judges look at each other with amazment, no way the American will beat this.

The American never shows...

Week Two, The french man has 1.5 mill ping pong balls, the German has 2, the american never shows.

Week Three, the Frenchman has 4 million, no way the german could beat that, he comes in with just over 6 million. Then they see the American walking infront of two large dump trucks, as he approches he looks like he has been run through a wood chipper, they ask how many ping pong balls he collected, and he stands there looking dumb founded, "Ping pong balls, PING PONG balls, SHIT I thought you said King Kong's balls...

[ 08-21-2003, 05:27: Message edited by: Dark Paladin ]