A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer
negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from
$250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price. Naturally, he
opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it
to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.


Upstairs the wife thinks ( she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's
so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do
the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for
myself.'


She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.


The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at
least iron it!'


He never heard the shot.


Funeral on Thursday at Noon .

Yep!!