Let me tell you about my cousin Larry. He always had bad luck. He lost his job in the orange juice factory because he couldn't concentrate. So he started a restaurant on the moon. It failed because of a lack of atmosphere. He then opened a clothing repair and alteration shop and hired a seamstress. Unfortunately, she couldn't mend straight.

Scriptus made me do it.

some one should have warned you ( he's a bad bad man and should be avoided if possible) ok so he's not bad, just a little twisted OK OK OK I'm not that big of a liar he's a lot twisted

Thats O.K. The Pillsbury dough boy was my roll model.....Anyone else?