Subject: Blue pigeon









> The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in
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> sidewalks, or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune??to keep the
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> streets and sidewalks clean.
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> One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition.
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> "I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without

Cost to
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> the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can
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> pay me one million dollars to ask one question."
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> The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free
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> proposition. The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall,
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> opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in
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> the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in
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> Phoenix saw the blue pigeon and gathered up behind the blue pigeon. The
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> Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of
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> the city.
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> The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop
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> ??The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the blue pigeon
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> had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague
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> of pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the
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> mayor presented him with a check for 1 milli on dollars and told the man
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> that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had
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> agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to
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> pay the 1 million just to get to ask ONE question. The man accepted

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> money and told the mayor to ask his question.
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> ??Do you think he is going to ask where the pigeons went?
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> ??Do you think he is going to asked where he got the blue pigeon?
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> Noooooooo !????



This will get a smile out of you!
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> The mayor asked: ........"Do you have a blue Mexican?"

EXCELLENT !!!!

Ken....

I'm stealing this one.

Gotta admit, I didn't see that one coming!

Now that is top drawer funny.


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How about a blue liberal!