The wife says to her husband,honey,lets go to the motel where we got married 40 years ago. The husband says sure. So they drive across the state, sure enough the motel is still there. She goes in and comes back out with the key to the same room that they spent their honeymoon in. The wife goes into the bathroon and comes out with a short nightie on. The husband is sitting on the end of the bed. She gets on the bed and spreads her legs and says" honey here it is".The husband looks up and starts crying. She says "Whats wrong?" The husband says "40 years ago, I loved to eat that. Now it looks like it wants to eat me!