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Harry, almost routinely would get drunk nightly in local bars and come staggering home at all hours. His wife was weary of hollering at him. As she told a girl friend " I'm at wit's end about what to do to cure him." The girl friend suggests a new approach. The wife says she'll try anything. Next night, Harry rolls home three sheets to the wind as usual. His wife greets him at the door wearing a lacey see through negligee. She is wearing a real nice scent and she cuddles up to him and leads him to a sofa where she chucks him under the chin, plays with his hair and all the while is cuddling up against him and constantly moaning: " Oh, Harry! You are so sexy!". Finally the wife wants to get Harry into bed to sleep it off and murmurs in a sexy undertone: " Let's go upstairs and really get acquainted!". Harry, still very very drunk, says: " "Might as well. That wife of mine will holler anyway!" | ||
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"Science only goes so far then God takes over." | |||
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Cheers, Dave. Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam. | |||
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*We Band of 45-70er's* "Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat." -Theodore Roosevelt- | |||
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