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Harry, almost routinely would get drunk nightly in local bars and come staggering home at all hours.

His wife was weary of hollering at him. As she told a girl friend " I'm at wit's end about what to do to cure him." The girl friend suggests a new approach. The wife says she'll try anything.

Next night, Harry rolls home three sheets to the wind as usual. His wife greets him at the door wearing a lacey see through negligee. She is wearing a real nice scent and she cuddles up to him and leads him to a sofa where she chucks him under the chin, plays with his hair and all the while is cuddling up against him and constantly moaning: " Oh, Harry! You are so sexy!".

Finally the wife wants to get Harry into bed to sleep it off and murmurs in a sexy undertone: " Let's go upstairs and really get acquainted!".

Harry, still very very drunk, says: " "Might as well. That wife of mine will holler anyway!"
 
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