Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.
>
> The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree, which
> provided them their food.
> Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree, to see if he
> could see a rescue boat coming.
>
> One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow! I can't believe my
> eyes!
> I don't believe this is true! There's a beautiful, naked blonde woman
> floating our way!"
>
> The lawyer on the ground was skeptical, "You're hallucinating," he said.
> "You better get down from there right now."
>
> So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and began describing the
> beautiful naked blonde floating face up and headed toward their island.
> The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost

his

> mind.
>
> But, sure enough, within a few minutes up to the beach floated a naked
> blonde woman, face up, totally unconscious.
>
> The two lawyers dragged the young lady out of the surf, still

unconscious,

> and stood over her admiring her beauty.
>
> "You know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman,"
> the first lawyer said.
>
> "It's been a long time...do you think we should, you know, screw her?"
>
> The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked,
> "Out of what?"
>
>

raamw:

After nearly 45 years as a lawyer, I thought I had heard them all. I had to go to Africa and sit one evening and hear my PH tell me this one: Some lions are watching a lion eating road kill and ask why. The lion replies: I just ate a lawyer and want to get the taste out of my mouth. (Luckily I already had my buff. This was the guy to protect me?)