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> > A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, > "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" > As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, > "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" > She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, > > "I don't think my python weally gives a thit." | ||
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