A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a
black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence. We both
have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says,
"Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at
the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive
breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two
tickets to Pittsburgh', I accidentally said 'I'd like two pickets to
Tittsburgh'., so she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my
wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey'. But I accidentally
said, "You've ruined my life, you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch."