a good looking young woman goes to her doctor for an exam. The doctor decides to get a little frisky. He begins to massage her breasts. He says "What am I doing now?

She replies: "You are checking for breast cancer."

The doctor then begins to rub the inside of her thighs. "What am I looking for now?"

"I think you are looking for signs of cellulitis" she answers.

Happy with how far his mischievous actions has got him, He sticks his face between her legs and begins to lick her voraciously.

"And now, what disease am I looking for?"

"You are getting herpes, that's what I came in to the office for in the first place."