Little Red Riding Hood was skipping thru the forest on her way to Grandma's
house. While she was skipping along she spied the Big Bad Wolf crouched
behind a log. She said, "Ah, Big Bad Wolf, what big eyes you have." With
that the Big Bad Wolf jumped up and ran away in the woods. Continuing on her way, Little Red Riding Hood spied the Big Bad Wolf a few moments later hiding behind a bush.
She said, "Ah, Big Bad Wolf, what big ears you have."
The Big Bad Wolf jumped up again and ran off into the woods. About ten minutes later, Little Red Riding Hood saw the Big Bad Wolf yet again! This time he was crouched behind a big rock.
She said, "Big Bad Wolf, what big teeth you have!"
With this, the Big Bad Wolf stood up and yelled, "Listen b**ch! Can I get some privacy? I am trying to take a shit!"

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