Subject: Attitude Test



Sheriff Joe was interviewing a man for a position with the Maricopa County Sheriff's Dept. in Arizona.

The Sheriff says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted."

Sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 pistol across the desk, he says, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six 'Progressive Liberal' democrats, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.

"That's the attitude we're looking for" said Sheriff Joe, "when can you start?"