The Blond Year in Review


January - Took her new scarf back to the store
because it was too tight.

February - Ordered new drapes for her computer
because it had windows.

March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw
puzzle in six months because the box said "2-4 years."

April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when
the power went out.

May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because eight cups of
water wouldn't fit into the little packet.

June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she
couldn't find a lake with a slope

July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming
competition, complained to the judges that the

> other swimmers were using their arms.
>
> August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when
> trying to get into their locked car using a coat
> hanger because it was starting to rain and the top
> was down.
>
> September - When asked what the capital of
> California was, she answered "C."
>
> October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to
> peel.
>
> November - Baked a turkey for four days because the
> instructions said one hour per pound and she weighed 120.
>
> December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no
> "11" on any phone button.
>

Blondes, what would we do without them?