Falwell & Clinton


Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.

After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for

drink orders. The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which was

brought and placed before him.



The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.

The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped

by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"



The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,

"I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice. I'll have the same thing

he's having."





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5 Presidents were on a sinking ship...
Gerald Ford said, "What do we do?"

George Bush said, "Man the lifeboats!"

Jimmy Carter said, "Women and children first."

Richard Nixon said, "Screw the women and children."

Bill Clinton said, "Do you think we have time?



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Bill and Hillary lay down for bed.
Bill gently taps Hillary on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

Hillary turns over and says: "I'm sorry Bill, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow

and I want to stay fresh."

Bill, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.

A few minutes later, Bill rolls back over and taps Hillary again.

This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

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If Clinton would have been impeached...
He would have been the first president to get blown out of office

Titles considered for Monica's new autobiography...
"I Suck At My Job"



"What Really Goes Down In The White House"



"How I Blew It In Washington"



"Work Hard to Find the Softer Side of the President"



"Clear and Present Boner"



"Testing the Limits of the Gag Rule"



"Going Back for Gore"



"Podium Girl"



"Secret Services to the President"



"Harass is Not Two Words: The Story of Bill Clinton"



"Deep Inside The Oval Office"



"The Congressional Study on White House Intern Positions"



"My Chief of Staff"



"Al Gore Is In Command For The Next 30 Minutes"



"How To Beat Off the Government"



"Going Down and Moving Up"



"Members of the Cabinet"



"Me and My Big Mouth"



"How To Get A Head in Business"

Here is some more Presidential Humor:

Q: What do you call a Bush supporter who is not a Millionaire?

A: Sucker!