3 Days ago we bought a new

Ford F-350 crew cab and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't
get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated.


'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.


The radio replied, 'Rick or Willie?'


'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers. Then
he said, 'Ray Charles', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced
Willie Nelson.


I drove away happy , and for the next few days, every time I'd say
Beethoven, 'I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said 'Beatles, 'I'd
get one of their awesome songs.


Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck , but I
swerved in time to avoid them.


I yelled 'Idiots!'


Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with
John Kerry on guitar , Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy
Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted
Kennedy on Scotch.


I LOVE this truck

Chapuis, not a French gun ????
Stay in Alaska !!!

quote:

Originally posted by bobby van der Putten:
Chapuis, not a French gun ????
Stay in Alaska !!!

I suggest you re-read.. That wasn't said.
My Chapuis is an Alaskan Rifle. It might have been made in France but it's home now and prefers it here..

Now THAT is funny!