SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via
e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a
secluded
room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick.
As soon as Dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither
one
of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete
button,
nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. And that's the
story.