Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-faced youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied little Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Little Nancy
patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your f---ing cat."

I'd pay to see that.

This one needs to go to the Small Game Hunting forum, that bunch will enjoy this the most.

Hog Killer

Already been there I do believe! derf

Maybe it was having the three little sisters, but that was the best laugh I've had so far this century.

ROFLMAO!