Woman sat down at the bar next to a guy and told him," I have an itchy pussy, can you do anything with it?" He said,"sorry maam, I don't know anything about those foreign cars."

They walk among us.

I'd have probably said nothing like a dose of penicillin won't cure and run in the other direction.

Like Richard Pryor said, "Back in the day, we had penicillin that would cure anything. These days we have AIDs + that shit sticks with you like old unwanted luggage."