BEAUTY PARLOUR
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born

and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.


EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.


INFLATION
Cutting money in half without

damaging the paper.


MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like

flies better.


RAISIN
A grape with a sunburn.


SECRET
Something you tell to one

person at a time.


SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the

person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.


TOMORROW

One of the greatest Labor saving

devices of today.


YAWN

An honest opinion openly expressed.



And MY Personal Favorite!

WRINKLES

Something other people have,

similar to my character lines.

Perfect definitions!

Zeke