She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to use this."

She bowed her head and asked God to send her some help.

Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off of his cycle and asked if he could help.

She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I've locked my keys in my car. I must get home.
Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute, the car door was open. She hugged the man and through tears, softly said,

"Thank you, God, for sending me such a very nice man."

The man heard her little prayer and replied, "lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in prison for car theft."

The woman hugged the man again, sobbing, "Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a professional."

Is God great or what!?!

Good One!!

SWEET indeed! A few years ago a plumber friend of mine had his fuel pump conk on him in traffic;he coasted into the parking lot of Jim's coffee shop. Now if you know anything at all about chevys,when you remove the fuel pump the rod drops through the hole. Question is how do you hold the rod in while attaching the fuel pump? Our hero is under the truck saying nice things when he feels the eyes of someone on him.Some homeless guy + he says "fuel pump out,eh? Oh + you got a cigarette?"Joe says yep + gives the bum a smoke. The guy says "Well judging by your truck you are a plumber + I can assume that you have a tub of grease in your truck. If you would put a bit of grease to hold the rod in place then you can then install the fuel pump. Joe did it;it worked. He told me that was the best cigarette I ever passed out.