she's gone.....

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and
I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up,
$150 for a cut & color, $30 for a manicure,
$40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins,
$300 on clothes and $600 for a gym membership.
I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back

don...this is great!! i forwarded it to a bunch of people including my sister. i titled the forward "she's gone". the problem is that my mother is in the hospital right now so i freaked my sister out when she got the forwarded email. she isn't happy with me right now