A stunning 25 year old gold digger found herself a 90 year old millionaire, and got him to marry her. She figured the old geezer wouldn't survive the honeymoon night, so when he went into the bathroom, she put on her skimpiest negligee, and got into her sexist pose. Out walked the old fart wearing just earplugs, a nose plug, and a rubber.
This surprised her, so she asked about the earplugs and nose plug.
"There are two things in life I can't stand", he explained. "One is the sound of women screaming, and the other is the smell of burning rubber"

I thought you might have been talking about the old gold digger that lost his leg in a cave in. + was lamenting his woes + saying "who wants a 1 legged gold digger?" The reply was,
How about Paul McCartney.