What is Mozart doing right now?
Decomposing

What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen? Snowballs

I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job on the road crew, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."


Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

where's the priest part...?

...A priest, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.......



....and that was just the first guy!