THE AMISH ELEVATOR

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed
by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver
walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never
having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything
like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a
fat, old lady went up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady went inside between them into a small
room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the
small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They
continued to watch until it reached the ! last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde
stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son... "Go get your mother."

almost sermon material--almost!