Down off the coast of Mexico there is a little island called the Isle of Mann. People there have a strange custom and don't believe in cars. The climate is such that they can't raise horses. So they all ride a little animal called a donkey but commonly known as an ass. Peoples asses come in various sizes,shapes and colors. For instance the mayor of the town has a very homely spotted ass. His wife has a very trim attractive ass. When she goes to the market,people often stop her to pat her ass. People who have ridden her ass say she has one of the finest asses they have ever ridden. Sometimes the boys ride the girls asses and sometimes the girls ride the boys asses,but more so the boys ride the girls asses. On Sunday the people all ride their ass to church. On one particular Sunday the preacher rode his ass to church. Expecting to leave immediately following the services,left his ass right outside the window. During services a fire broke out so he ran and jumped out the window expecting to land on his ass. Instead he hit in a hole in the ground. This goes to prove some people don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

[ 08-30-2003, 17:33: Message edited by: carpetman ]

Way CM! derf