Stupidity has no limits. My brother in law used to work at the Central Freight Dock. Had a guy come in one day;wanted this 5000 lb. pallet loaded in his 1/2 ton pickup bed.Tommy says,"Hell No". Guy insists so he does.Guess what? That truck went down to the ground;then the guy wanted assistance. Tommy just told him to call his insuranse agent + a wrecker + get it off this property.
Dane,BTW,we had a radio show over here called the Clacket Brothers on Sat. mornings by the 2 brothers that would take automotive questions.One guy called in + said that he was driving his car with his ex-girlfriend + her new beau,when he decided to drop it in from 5th into 1st at 75 MPH + then blew his engine. So the one brother said,"Just before you did this,did you say [Watch This]".
Norman, I believe they were the "Tappet Bros." named Click and Clack. I used to hear them on WAMU (American University) public radio before the radio station went totally Socialist.