A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings
are the only animals that stutter,' she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well,' she began, 'I was in the backyard with my kitty and the Rottweiler
that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over
the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Sssss,
Sssss, Sssss' and before he could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate him!

Here's one about cats. Teacher had asked what the kids did over the weekend. Little johnny said he stuffed a firecracker up his cats but. The teacher corrected him by saying "rectum" Little johny said "wrecked him, damn near killed him".

Sorry guys couldn't resist. Frank