Three California surgeons were playing golf one Saturday morningand they started to brag on their accomplishments ---
The first one said " I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!"

The second doctor said " I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm. I reattached them and now he's training for the Olympic gymnast team!"

The third said " That's pretty good, but I had a patient who was riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high speed train.

All they could find was the horse's ass and her hair. I put them together and now she's the Speaker of the House

Now we know the rest of the story........

Yep!

Or in New Zealands case - Prime Minister

I always wondered about the back-story.
Thanks to you, now I know.

Zeke

Too damned true!